Hell Yeah Wed Eat That Capn Crunch Delights from Taco BellLMNOLA
Taco Bell has been hitting one home run after the other in the last few years, even as fast food popularity has declined among grown ups with functioning taste buds. We all know friends or coworkers who claim "not to eat fast food," but sing quite a different tune from the passenger's seat on the drive home from the club at 2 a.m. Some of us may even venture as far as eating at Taco Bell in broad daylight. Ain't no shame in it.
In the fast food chain's latest attempt to destroy your bikini bod, Taco Bell has finally announced that Cap'n Crunch Delights will be available nationwide starting on July 2nd. Cap'n Crunch Delights are doughnut holes filled with icing and covered in Cap'n Crunch crumbs. They are presumably what they serve in Heaven for dessert, what it looks like when unicorns poop, or what Ryan Gosling digs out of his beautiful eyes when first wakes up in the morning.
The hardest part to resist? They come in packs of two for $1, four for $1.69, and 12 for $4.49. They actually get cheaper when you buy more. Forget sex with the lights on this summer. This looks way better.