Dorothy Wang has one of the most demented Instagrams ever — It's pretty much just her living a life of luxury and unemployment. #imAhater

But if you're a guy trying to woo her love, don't be cheap and buy her anything fake (like I would do). Because she will break out into hives.

Check out these photos of her and see the sick, twisted life this women leads. (No really, I'm a hater).