CBS Head Honcho
Sorry Valet I Only Carry Hundos
CBS Head Honcho Les Moonves Sorry Valet I Only Carry HundosLMNOLA
If you're going to a super swanky Billionaire Sumner Redstone party in Bel Air.
You don't carry flea-notes: pretty much anything under Big Daddy Benjamin's.
Seriously. It's written on the invitation card:
Shhhh! Don't Tell!
It's Sumner's Big Day!
We're celebrating his 92nd
In a Extraordinary way!
Cake, Balloons, Streamers and More
Come Yell, "Surprise!"
When He walks through the door
Wednesday, May 28th
Vibrato Restaurant in Bel Air
Also guys: No 1's, 5's, 10's, and 20 dollar bills allowed to enter through the doors
See. I told you. It's not Les' fault. It was written on the card! So don't blame him for not tipping the valet. You wouldn't want to break up your Hundreds either.