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Once Upon a time (yesterday), there

was a girl named Goldi-LOC. She went for a walk in Agoura Hills.

She soon came upon a mansion.

She knocked and when no one answered, she unhinged the doors and walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of Cereal. Goldi-LOC was hungry. She tasted the Cereal from the first bowl.

"This Cereal is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the Cereal from the second bowl.

"This cereal is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of cereal.

"Ahhh, this Cereal is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten Chris Brown's breakfasts she decided to spray paint 'I love you' on the kitchen counter. "Perfect". She says.

Now she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldi-Loc sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, she realized there wasn't any Voodoo things around the 'Crib'. So she decided to decorate the Mansion with all her Voodoo belongings.

Goldi-LOC was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldi-LOC fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, Chris Brown and the Browns came home.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa Brown.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama Brown.

"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby Brown.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa Brown.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama Brown.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've spray painted I Love You" cried the Baby Brown.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa Brown growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama Brown

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby Brown.

Just then, Goldi-LOC woke up and saw the three Browns. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room Naked. Goldi-LOC ran down the stairs, and tried to run away.

Papa Brown then had his security guards apprehend her. And give her a nice warm blanket to wear.

But before they released her to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. Papa Brown needed one more thing.

A picture of Goldi-LOC. To put on his Twitter.

THE END